If you're here, you already know:

Guinea pigs run the show.

We’re just the humans doing their merch.

 @house.hippos is an Instagram account where guinea pigs silently judge us while looking adorable.

Now, for reasons none of us can fully explain, there’s merch.

Wear it proudly.
Or ironically.
The pigs don’t care.

This drop was created in partnership with @house.hippos: designed, printed, and shipped by CJ Design Shop, but fully approved by the pigs themselves ;)

Shop the Pig Approved Collection

House Hippos Apparel

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Guinea Pig Cuteness

 @house.hippos started as a simple place to share piggy moments... tiny yawns, snack missions, and dramatic squeaks.

Now the community has grown into thousands of people who adore these furry potatoes.

Ordering Information

Each piece is made to order just for you, please double-check your selections before submitting.

How Ordering Works

  • Browse the items from the collection and add your selections to your cart.
  • Choose your size, color, and any available personalization options.
  • Complete checkout to reserve your order.
  • You’ll receive a confirmation email once your order is placed.

All items are produced after the order is submitted.

Shipping

Please note at this moment we only ship to Canada. Please reach out to us if you are in the US and looking to get your hands on these products.

Processing times remain the same for all orders. Delivery times may vary once packages are in transit and cleared through customs.

Sizing & Fit

Please review the size charts on each product page.

Sizing & Color Disclaimer

Product photos and mockups are for visualization only. Small variations in colour, print placement, or sizing may occur depending on garment type and your device’s screen.

Because each piece is custom-printed to order:

  • Exchanges and refunds are not available once production begins.
  • If you are unhappy with your product, a replacement fee will apply.

We appreciate your understanding and always work hard to create high-quality pieces you’ll love.

Thank You for Supporting Local

Your order directly supports a Saskatchewan small business.
We’re grateful to create meaningful, fun and personal designs for you!

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